查看完整版本: 且bh且有趣的笑话3个

且bh且有趣的笑话3个

1. 玻璃门
同学过生日，一大屋子人，透明玻璃墙。我上好厕所回来，昏头昏脑，冲着玻璃墙就走过去然后华丽丽地、砰的一声撞了上去。然后就看到一屋子人刷地一下安静下来，齐齐地惊诧地看着我。。。。

评论：在有玻璃门的地方千万注意，另外说一个类似的，偶们食堂自收碗筷的那种，有一大玻璃门，一次晚餐偶同事mm吃饭时接了个电话，临时闪人，端着盘子汤水接“啪”的一声撞到玻璃门上，饭汤撒了一身。

2. 男女厕
某学院的某层教学楼里因为女生太多，把该层的男厕所也改成了女厕所。
　　一周后，一个外系男生在这层楼考试，中间去上厕所，看到一个厕所门上挂着个帘子，写着“女”，就按照惯例，一头扎进了另一个，也就是说他进了女厕所旁边的女厕所。
　　因为要亟不可待地撇大条，他直接蹲在门口第一个坑里。
　　注意：厕所共四个坑位，带那种小隔断，但是没有门
　　我的姐儿们是监考老师，她也上厕所，于是就看到了骇人的一幕：女厕所门口第一个坑位蹲着一个白胖男生，而在他的隔壁，是一个娇小的女生。
　　我姐们当时就惊呆了，大叫了一声。
　　那男生也吓坏了，双手乱挥舞着，“你，你，你出去，你走错厕所了！”
　　我姐们：“我没错，你是走错了！”
　　胖男生：“你错了!我明明看到旁边是女厕所，难道女厕所旁边不是男厕所吗？”
　　我姐们：“真叫你猜中了，女厕所旁边还真的不是男厕所！都改成女厕所了，你不知道？”
　　胖男生：“啊？有这种事？我怎么不知道？怎么没人通知？”
　　我姐们：“早就通知好久了，再说了，门上挂着帘子呢，你没看见？”
　　胖男生：“没有啊，我……”
　　……………………
　　二人一个蹲着，一个站着，就这样聊了好几分钟，
　　突然，隔壁的女生带着哭腔叫道：“老师，救命啊，你快让他出去!”
　　胖男生大窘，他做梦也没有想到隔壁还有女生蹲着。
　　后来，我姐们将给偶们听，大家笑得内伤
　　有人忽然质疑道：“既然你看见是男生蹲在那里了，为什么你不马上出去？是不是偷看   人家来着？”
　　我姐们一拍大腿，“嗨，亏死了，那男生那么胖，蹲着像肉山似的，什么都没看着！”

评论：此姐们比较H，能面对面和蹲坑的男生聊的来，隔壁的女生就郁闷了啊。

3. 眉毛
于本人太浓眉大眼了，
导致很多次身边的朋友都说我眉毛太像 蜡笔小新了。。。
前天应闺蜜约聚会，期间一位素未蒙面的帅哥突然很严肃的问我： “你眉毛这么浓...长得像谁啊？”
我条件反射似地脱口而出：“蜡笔小新！”
只见那位男士十分囧、无比囧的说了一句： “其实我想问你是像爸爸？还是妈妈来着……”顿时邻座爆发一阵狂笑。。。。-____-!!!!

评论：不自信的地方，往往是最体系人心思本意的地方

哈哈~好好笑·各个都是经典啊！谢谢楼主！收藏了！

第三个那女的太可爱了，没准儿一段姻缘因此而成啊

第一个笑话让我想起自己在大学经历，吃过饭走的急直接撞到玻璃门了，好冏　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　第二个则让我想起来了考完英语四级那次，头晕了，直接跑女厕所了，进去大便的时候听到女生的声音才晓得进错了

那个女老师真的太雷人了，还站着和那男生聊那么久，啊！佩服了

第一个撞玻璃这种事情自己从来没有碰到过，但是还是经常见到别人撞上去，还真是比较有笑点的 ，不过前提是没有撞得很严重的

回复 1楼 的帖子

1、看来这哥们喝多了吧，以后还是要注意，避免出丑
2、服了这些人，一个比一个人好笑
3、不看动画片，没有看懂什么意思

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